Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” - Will Smith
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.
—Jerry Seinfeld (via dailykwotes)
I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” - Rita Rudner